Thursday, September 9, 2010

So I have a question...

(no its not "do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement)

When does the awkward getting to know you crap end at college? When will I not have to introduce myself with my first and last name, and where I'm from, and what I want to do with my life, and oh yeah, something "interesting" about me too.  I've run out of interesting facts.  My go-to fact (I just turned 18 yesterday/two days ago) expired about...two weeks ago.  I'm not an interesting person, Loras, so please stop asking me to know whats cool about myself.

I'm really ready to just know who my friends are, and who I can trust, and am so ready to get over the awkward "hey, what are you doing?" "nothing what are you doing" "nothing" chitchat that's so common on my floor.  Like, really, ask me something interesting, like, where I got my glee t-shirt from, or tell me about how you can always hear my music.  Something. Anything. Anything besides, where are you from again?

Oh yeah, and if one more fucking person calls me Molly, I'm going to cut a bitch. Appearantly, theres someone at my college who I look just like/looks just like me, and multiple people (we're going on like, twelve now) have come up to me in the last two weeks asking "Molly" how her summer was, and ohmigod you look so good!   I swear, if I have to do the awkward "I don't know who you're looking for, but I'm Kelly, I'm a freshmen" one more time, I'm going to vomit all over the cafe.  Molly whoever you are at Loras, watch your back, because Kelly-not-Molly is coming for you. 

Okay, this turned out sounding a lot bitchier than I wanted it to... the main point is, lets get over the introduction phase, and get down to the nitty gritty of getting to know each other.  I like it better that way.

2 comments:

  1. did you just randomly find that picture? because if you did, i lol-ed. legit.

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  2. hah, i did. like, legit googled "nametag not molly" and i found it. it was like a sign from god that i need to just change my name.

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